Tuesday, May 27, 2008

My Favorite Teenagers in the World

"I mean who doesn't like...who doesn't like money"

"Like, I know it was a crime, but it was an easy crime."

"Like, I don't feel sadness for that little girl. I mean, she's getting a lot of money right now (pointing) from people who feel bad for her, so...whatever."

These girls are hilarious. If I didn't hate reality tv so much, I would say that they need a reality tv show, immediately. Before they end up on the pole.

Honestly, I don't know why girl scouts evoke such sympathy. I'm pretty sure those cookies are bad for us. Laced with high-fructose corn syrup. Contributing to the rampant obesity in American society. These bony teenagers were doing us all a favor.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those girls are hot.

Ortho said...

And that is some of the worst pixilization I have ever seen. I know exaclty what they look like.

Anonymous said...

And they would clearly fuck you for a bottle of vodka.

Anonymous said...

Is it wrong that up until I watched the video I was certain these girls were black?