Christina Aguilera was in a lot of singing competitions when she was young, and according to Wikipedia:
"...whenever competitors learned they would be up against her in any given week, they would immediately withdraw, prompting insiders to claim it was "like sending a lamb to the slaughter." Her peers soon became jealous of her and would frequently subject her to ridicule, ostracism, and, in one gym class, attempted assault. Acts of vandalism around her house included the slashing of the tires on the family car. Eventually, the family relocated to another suburb in the Pittsburgh area and took to secrecy about Aguilera's talent lest another backlash occur." (citing VH1)
When you have wikipedia citing VH1, you know it's true.
Wow. She was such a bad-ass child singer, it caused the residents of her town to beat her up in the bathroom and slash the tires of her car. Her family hid her in secrecy. That seems like a bit of an overeaction. Anyway, it shows that they probably weren't white trash. If someone beat up Britney and slashed the tires of the Spears' family El Camino, they wouldn't move out of town. They'd call it a pretty good month.
"...whenever competitors learned they would be up against her in any given week, they would immediately withdraw, prompting insiders to claim it was "like sending a lamb to the slaughter." Her peers soon became jealous of her and would frequently subject her to ridicule, ostracism, and, in one gym class, attempted assault. Acts of vandalism around her house included the slashing of the tires on the family car. Eventually, the family relocated to another suburb in the Pittsburgh area and took to secrecy about Aguilera's talent lest another backlash occur." (citing VH1)
When you have wikipedia citing VH1, you know it's true.
Wow. She was such a bad-ass child singer, it caused the residents of her town to beat her up in the bathroom and slash the tires of her car. Her family hid her in secrecy. That seems like a bit of an overeaction. Anyway, it shows that they probably weren't white trash. If someone beat up Britney and slashed the tires of the Spears' family El Camino, they wouldn't move out of town. They'd call it a pretty good month.
So, Christina catches a big break and lands the Mickey Mouse Club on the Disney Channel. On the show were Keri Russell, Justin Timberlake, and Britney. Christina was the talented thirteen year old who sang like a banshee. Britney was the one who was always chewing gum, stirring Kool-aid with her forearm, and having thirteen-year old sex with Justin Timberlake, who had yet to be molested by his creepy homosexual manager.
Show is canceled, years go by, Christina spends her time singing national anthems and performing backup vocals. Then, suddenly there is Britney acting like a slutty little girl wanting to be spanked, and she's a superstar. Christina, naturally runs out and makes a song about asking people to rub her teenage clit, so she can orgasm and naturally she's instantly a star, too.
Always a step behind Britney, though. That white-trash, no talent, brainless cunt who used to fuck that curly haired gay kid back at the Disney channel. They both kiss Madonna, but only Britney is represented as a slutty lesbian. They don't even show Christina acting like a slutty lesbian
What Christina does next, is why I love her and why the
7th Hottest Female Celebrity in the World
is
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
She reflects on what started it all for Britney. Britney implied that she wanted a spanking and that she wanted us all to spank her. That pretty much did it. So, if Britney was going to need a little school-girl spanking, then by god, Christina was not only going to need a little school-girl spanking.....
....she was going to need a bare-assed, bare-handed spanking.
And she's gonna be all dirty,
and she's gonna be all clean,
but she's still gonna need that spanking.
That's why I love her. She's willing to do anything to make us like her. That is ALWAYS a good quality in a woman.
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