Her name is either one of those, I'm not sure, but she is the.....
8th Hottest Female Celebrity in the World
ZHANG ZIYI
She pretends to know kung-fu better than anyone I know, she learned english by listening to Eminem, and she's Chinese. She's kind of like Lucy Liu, but smaller and cuter and without the crooked eyes.
Here she is in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Here she is selling milk.
Here she is swinging on a rope.
I don't understand directors these days that make movies without Zhang Ziyi in them. It happens all the time, the theaters are chock full of them. I go to the movies, watch the whole damn thing, there are like literally hundreds of people in them, and not one of them is Zhang Ziyi. You can't find room for a little Chinese girl in the movie? No one needs a massage, or their nails done, or a ninja turtle killed? In the whole movie? Come on.
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Ummm, I believe you are on #7 now, not 8.
anonymous did not read the previous post. lo siento.
I would put her in this movie. I would cast her as the horse's wang. Wang is chinese for ding dong.
oops - i meant this movie:
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=OI-M6jgFnao&feature=related
Slow out of the gate, but now you're starting to gather some momentum. I am damn sure that you're first two were just ridiculous red-herrings to piss me off. You know damn well that in a who-would-you-rather-do-IM, that those first two don't win many matchups.
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