Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Don't Ever Give Up Hope

There's someone out there for you.








Nicole

Release date: August of 2010







I have a lot of friends who haven't met the right someone yet. Usually it is because they don't have the time to go out and meet someone or they set their standards too high, or subconsciously they don't think they are good enough for the people that they are attracted to.


I have found the perfect solution, my friends. Women Behind Bars.com










Dawn

Release date: December 2009








Think about it. Desperate for attention. Captive audience. Isn't going anywhere. Isn't going to be cheating on you. They probably have conjugal visit privileges. And you know the release date, so you can prepare to vanish if necessary. Honestly, I don't see the downside here.


There are some really interesting girls on there. Like, here. Your search is over!!


You are telling me that you are 100% sure that you can do better than Shandah? 26, only one kid. Wants someone honest, because she can only be as real as you let her be.



Vernice is open to becoming bisexual, boys! Get in line.
















Renee


Release date: Unknown

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have to admit, this is the single best business plan I have ever seen. I cannot believe I didn't think of this first.

Anonymous said...

i forwarded this website to the other associates in my office about an hour ago. i'm pretty sure no one has gotten any real work done since.

my favorite part (of many) is under Warnings were the site owner reveals that he busted several black prisoners who were pretending to be white and turned them in to prison officials. i can't explain why, exactly, but that cracks me up.