Happy St. Patrick's Day

I don't know what St. Patrick's Day is for. It was always the lamest holiday in school. No presents, no candy, no day off. Forget to wear green and get pinched all day long. And not just from the girls in a good way. No, there was always that overzealous kid that would pinch me so hard, he'd leave a welt. Then, I would challenge him to a fight and get my ass kicked. I fucking hate Irish people.

Here are the three best muppets of all time, together in honor of this god-forsaken curse of a holiday.