Friday, June 27, 2008

I can't help myself



The 6th Hottest Female Celebrity in the World




SCARLETT JOHANSSON




I don't think that Scarlett Johansson has ever done anything that I liked. Lost in Translation was ok, I guess....but I don' t think it was necessarily because of anything that she did, or that Jennifer Love Hewitt couldn't have done in her heyday.




She thinks that she's email buddies with Barack Obama, and gets all giddy when she opens up her email and reads the "personal response" penned by one of Barack's staffers who can't wait to tell his friends how he emailed Scarlett Johansson.




She thinks that she can sing. And she can't sing. She really can't sing. She really, really can't sing. But, that's not necessarily a fatal flaw to the list. (see Hayden Panetierre)






Anyway, there's just something about ScoJo that I like. I can't quite put my finger on it.






Some girls are on this list despite the fact that they aren't the most physically attractive females in the world. They have intangibles. (they are ninjas, great cooks, etc.) I don't find anything intangible about Scarlett. She is completely tangible.




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree about SJ. Does Natalie Portman show up on this list somewhere?

Anonymous said...

Ortho, don't know if this classic will show up on your list, but I suspect you killed more than a few kittens back in the day, specifically with her in mind.

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